That's right, next week you can buy "Portal: Still Alive" on XBLA. I haven't been this excited about an arcade game since Cyberball. Of course, I was terribly disappointed by Cyberball's lack of online multiplayer but there's no way in the world Portal will be a disappointment. Why? Its freakin' Portal, that's why. Its just one of those games you have to get, even if you have it on another system...or if you love the game and are an Achievement whore like me. Just buy it and you can thank me later.
Hit the jump for the offical press release and info on "Portal: Still Alive's" Achievements.
Portal: Still Alive Achievements 1. Go for the Gold - Win a gold metal on a challenge map.(15 points) 2. Out of the Blue - Once you have control of both portals, only enter the orange portal.(25 points) 3. Rat's Tale - Find all the Rat Man dens.(15 points) 4. Is Anyone There? - Complete the game without ever taking a bullet. (20 points) 5. Saw That One Coming - Cause a rocket sentry to destroy its own rocket when the rocket has been redirected back towards it. (5 points) 6. The Camera Adds 10 Pounds - Knock a turret over with a security camera.(10 points) 7. Like a Rat - Trap yourself in a test chamber so that GLaDOS has to help you continue. (20 points) 8. A Feeling Like Floating - Dissolve a turret. (5 points) 9. Tests Like Chicken - Find the chicken's test results.(15 points) 10. Cupcake - Beat 5 advanced chambers (10 points) 11. Fruitcake - Beat 10 advanced chambers (25 points) 12. Vanilla Crazy Cake - Beat all advanced chambers (35 points)
Press ReleaseYou are invited to return to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center this Wednesday, October 22 at 9 a.m. GMT (2:00 a.m. PDT) via Xbox LIVE Arcade. Due to the unforeseen conclusion of your last visit, all necessary precautions have been taken to ensure that Portal: Still Alive is a sanitary, objective, and mostly non-lethal testing environment. In addition to the original award winning first-person puzzle experience, Aperture Science is proud to provide 14 new challenge maps exclusive to Xbox LIVE Arcade. Six advanced maps will also be provided to help guide you along the way.
Though prior test subjects proved to be unstable and may have presented false information, Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that your cake is indeed waiting for you and that the Weighted Companion Cube misses you in your absence. Come visit them again for 1200 MS Points. Please review the following incentivizing memorandum: Your prompt compliance is appreciated and will once again help us help you help us all.
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